Why Cuddle Cushions Are Terrible
What Exactly Is a Cuddle Cushion?
A cuddle cushion is essentially a large, plush seating option designed to mould to your body. Unlike a traditional cushion on the bed or couch, it offers a more relaxed and adaptable way to sit (or sprawl).
Depending on the type, these cushions can be used as an extra comfort in your living area, a cosy spot for cuddling up, or even for snuggling into and napping.
My particular cuddle cushion was from Dunelm, and I can’t fault it. Made from a soft, Teddy fabric, it’s warm and cuddly - perfect for lazy, cosy evenings.
The Benefits of a Cuddle Cushion
The Problem No One Talks About
For all their benefits, cuddle cushions come with a major downside: they’re too comfortable. Once you have one, everyone in the house will want it. Whether it’s your partner, roommate, pet, or child, the competition over who gets to sit in the cuddle cushion can quickly become an ongoing battle.
Sharing seems like a good idea in theory, but in practice, it’s not always that simple. Someone inevitably gets the better spot, while the other person ends up awkwardly trying to squeeze in. And if you think you’ll get a turn later, don’t count on it—once someone claims the cushion, they’re not giving it up easily.
The Solution?
You could buy another one, but then you risk turning your home turning into a sea of oversized cushions. Or, you could accept that the cuddle cushion will always be the most sought-after seat in the house and prepare for a daily game of “who gets there first.”
So, are cuddle cushions terrible? Not really. But if you get one, just be ready for the competition that comes with it.